Late to Doctor

Why is it that a Doctor can make you wait for literally hours in the waiting room, but if you are just 1 minute late for your appointment, your are scolded, sent home and then billed for the visit anyway.

The French

Why do the French hate us Americans so much?

Flint Drinking Water

I know Flint has problems with their drinking water but come-on now!

Bus Car Seat

If you pick your child up from school you may need a car seat, if you put that same kid on a school bus there won't even be a seat belt.

Light It Here

This looks like a good location to light one up, at a gas station next to the propane.

Life is what happens

Life is what happens when your busy making other plans.

Repo Car

See what happens when you miss a car payment!


I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Sleeve Emotions

Some people wear their emotions on their sleeves. I've been told that I wear mine on a BILLBOARD.

Mothers Advice

Over the centuries mothers have given their children plenty of good advice; here are some samples. 
COLUMBUS'S MOTHER: I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher.  You could have written.
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children?  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it.
GOLDILOCKS'S MOTHER: I've got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family.  Do you know anything about this Goldie?
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair?  Styling gel, mousse, something...?
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? No!

Facebook Friends

Facebook has lowered the standard for what it means to be a friend


If anyone has NOT got sick this winter, I would like to shake your hand. But make sure you wash it first!

Animal Cruelty?

If either of these creatures were to BITE you, would it be illegal to smack it?

Run for your life!

If I ever had to run for my life, I'd probably die!

Optical Illusion

Stare at this photo for at least 60 seconds. If you concentrate, you'll see a waterfall hidden in the background. It may take several tries.


Because no great story ever starts with a decaf coffee.

Black Cat Ladder

If a Black Cat goes under a Ladder, is that bad?

Ground Hog

Do you think PETA has an issue with plucking this little guy from his secure hole, scaring him with his own shadow, then putting him on display for all to see the terror he is put through? 

Obama Care

Why do they call it Obama Care when clearly he doesn't.

Global Warming

Can someone please tell me how to speed up this Global Warming crap, cause I'm freezing my ass off!

Happy New Year 2015

Timmy wishes you all the best is this brand new year!