Over the centuries mothers have given their children plenty of good advice; here are some samples.
COLUMBUS'S MOTHER: I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You could have written.
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it.
GOLDILOCKS'S MOTHER: I've got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family. Do you know anything about this Goldie?
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!![HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t96x8qrSiCdJNaJU3JfS4sTi13jsR9IERz3yLV3gHmxzgnt8JMZJAfAZfDfpso4NVx__INd5uY4jXLSwrUsN9Qt4_tCKxmx9trwL0yM1-FdVggcfnaMVVtXtQJDgbC1OZpVBCotGPQSTh9YT0C=s0-d)
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? No!