Service Dog

 What questions can someone legally ask to determine if a dog is a service animal?

(Question 1) Is the dog a service animal? 

(Answer) Yes, it is.

(Question 2) What work or task has the dog been trained to perform?

(Answer) If I get hungry enough, I can eat it. So I trained it to play dead.



Mansplaining

"Mansplaining" is when a man explains something to a woman.

 

When she explains something to a man, it's just "Bitching".

Words

When did WORDS become our biggest threat?

Alzheimer's

How does alzheimer's disease kill you? Do you just forget to live?

Killing Babies

Liberals want GUN CONTROL so people can't defend themselves. It's the same reason they enjoy killing babies.



Cracker Jill?


With the change, does it still have nuts?

AGT

 


Isn't it funny that there are NO Americans on the TV show "America's Got Talent"?

Be Happy

You Can't-Wait Until Life Isn’t Hard Anymore Before You Decide to be Happy

Cowboy Boots

I swear there are more cowboy boots in Tennessee then there are in the states that have real cowboys. And they are almost all women.




Vegan Menu Selections


Some of the tastiest selections on the menu are "Vegan".

Self Serve Dogwash

 


I really want to stick around and watch how a dog washes itself.

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Sent To Our Room

I kinda feel like we all just got sent to our rooms to think about what we've done!



Cage Free Eggs

Why in the world would anyone need to put eggs in a cage? 

Not like they are going to roll away.


Happy 7/4

Why does everyone say happy Fourth of July? No one says happy 1st of January or Merry December 25th. With that being said, I would like to wish everyone a Happy 5th of July.