Solar Eclipse Glasses

 

I purchased a pair of these SPECIAL glasses to observe the Total Solar Eclipse today and the things are broken. They are apparently not waterproof and the rain out here must have ruined them because I can't see anything.

Sand Dollar

 

I found this "Sand Dollar" on the beach today!

Birthday Month

 

I feel sorry for the mother who went through labor for a whole 

MONTH!

Service Dog

 What questions can someone legally ask to determine if a dog is a service animal?

(Question 1) Is the dog a service animal? 

(Answer) Yes, it is.

(Question 2) What work or task has the dog been trained to perform?

(Answer) If I get hungry enough, I can eat it. So I trained it to play dead.

Mansplaining

"Mansplaining" is when a man explains something to a woman.

 

When she explains something to a man, it's just "Bitching".

note: if you are having difficulty understanding this, then seek out the nearest man. 

Bad Ass Tricycles

Some people never outgrow their childhood.

Words

When did WORDS become our biggest threat?

Alzheimer's

How does alzheimer's disease kill you? Do you just forget to live?

Killing Babies

Liberals want GUN CONTROL so people can't defend themselves. It's the same reason they enjoy killing babies.

Cracker Jill?

With the change, does it still have nuts?

AGT

 

Isn't it funny that there are NO Americans on the TV show "America's Got Talent"?

Bud Light Boycott

Be Happy

You Can't-Wait Until Life Isn’t Hard Anymore Before You Decide to be Happy

Cowboy Boots

I swear there are more cowboy boots in Tennessee then there are in the states that have real cowboys. And they are almost all women.

Vegan Menu Selections

Some of the tastiest selections on the menu are "Vegan".

Self Serve Dogwash

 

I really want to stick around and watch how a dog washes itself.

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