AGT

 


Isn't it funny that there are NO Americans on the TV show "America's Got Talent"?

Be Happy

You Can’t Wait Until Life Isn’t Hard Anymore Before You Decide to be Happy

Cowboy Boots

I swear there are more cowboy boots in Tennessee then there are in the states that have real cowboys. And they are almost all women.




Vegan Menu Selections


Some of the tastiest selections on the menu are "Vegan".

Self Serve Dogwash

 


I really want to stick around and watch how a dog washes itself.

.

Sent To Our Room

I kinda feel like we all just got sent to our rooms to think about what we've done!



Cage Free Eggs

Why in the world would anyone need to put eggs in a cage? 

Not like they are going to roll away.


Happy 7/4

Why does everyone say happy Fourth of July? No one says happy 1st of January or Merry December 25th. With that being said, I would like to wish everyone a Happy 5th of July.



Plow Truck Kitty

So this morning I chased the neighbor's kitty cat, grabbed it and stuffed it in my mailbox. Now when the county plow truck comes and destroys my mailbox again, maybe at least I can call the cops and get the guy for Animal Cruelty!

Smart move I know. Sometimes I even impress myself.



Black Cat

Why is it that only black cats cross the road?

Mommys Tempature

Can mommy's check their own temperatures with their hands on their own foreheads?


Misguided Gender Identities

In this new world of misguided gender identities, how is a person to know if they are sexually harassing the correct people or not?


Tough Times

Tough times don't last but Tough People do.


Sitcom Laughter

It is really sad when you watch a new TV sitcom and all you notice is the "canned laughter". You then wonder if you missed a joke somewhere.


You should be shooting

If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick.

Cheat and Win

The two most important rules in a fight are: always cheat and always win!