I didn't take a coarse in short hand so I have no idea what all the kids are texting about these days.
ttm rn bc ily, nvm jk y tmi. cu l8r.
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Get your GAS out of here
Why do Gassers think they have the right to use my diesel pump? I don't use the gas pumps. Some days I feel like driving right over the little buggers!
Preferred Communication Method
Phone, Text, Email, Facebook, Instagram, and even TicTok. But my personal preferred method of communication is.......Venmo.
Dog Stroller
People say they put dogs in stollers cause they can't walk, but I've yet to see a fish in one.
Mobile Trashcan
I tried putting my trash into this cute little trashcan, but I guess he wasn't hungry at the time.
Dog Mom
If a dog's mom is female (which of course she is), then technically she is a bitch—that's the correct term.
Key West Skiers
People skiing at Key West Florida. Without snow your skis wear down to nothing in a hurry.
Deprioritized at McDonalds
A word of advice: If you think ordering from the McDonald's App will get you faster service, you are in for a big surprise. You will be LAST in line to get served.
The order in which they serve their customers is as follows.
- First in line will be the people in the Drive-thru.
- Next will be counter service customers.
- Last will be those of us who used the App, and only after several customers from the other groups have been taken care of first
ICE Detection System
I feel safe knowing that I will not be deported. My car has a built-in ICE detection system.
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