Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Texting Abbreviations IDK
I didn't take a coarse in short hand so I have no idea what all the kids are texting about these days.
ttm rn bc ily, nvm jk y tmi. cu l8r.
Get your GAS out of here
Why do Gassers think they have the right to use my diesel pump? I don't use the gas pumps. Some days I feel like driving right over the little buggers!
Preferred Communication Method
Phone, Text, Email, Facebook, Instagram, and even TicTok. But my personal preferred method of communication is.......Venmo.
Dog Stroller
People say they put dogs in stollers cause they can't walk, but I've yet to see a fish in one.
Mobile Trashcan
I tried putting my trash into this cute little trashcan, but I guess he wasn't hungry at the time.
Dog Mom
If a dog's mom is female (which of course she is), then technically she is a bitch—that's the correct term.
Key West Skiers
People skiing at Key West Florida. Without snow your skis wear down to nothing in a hurry.
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