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Handy Tip:
Hard core facebook users should remove the "Phone App" from their phones ASAP so it won't interrupt their facebook time.
Alone
You think you could be standing on a pristine piece of earth that no one possibly could have been on before and you feel privileged, until you notice a cigarette butt peeking out from under your foot.
The people who pay the bills in this country just showed up in Washington and they are pissed!
Vets storm Washington DC to return the Obama's Barrycades to the White House.
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Compass
I am driving a brand new Jeep "Compass" and it doesn't even know what direction I am headed.
Cheek
The good Lord tells us to turn the other cheek. What he neglects to inform us is that sometimes we must drop our britches to do so!
The Survey Says
The US Government recently spent $350,000 dollars on a survey which shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the total population.
Always right
What ever happened to "The Customer Is Always Right"? Now you are only right if it is convenient for them and it is to their benefit.
Gay Scouts
A Cub Scout just asked me
"If Gay Scouts are allowed to camp together, can I bunk with a Girl Scout?"
$5
Just for fun put a $5 bill in the take-a-penny jar and see if the very next person in line grabs in back out.
Full of thought
My brain is so full today that I am afraid it will spill over and I will forget my name.
Have a nice day
The expression "Have a nice day" can actually hold significance to those in need of a NICE DAY
Obama Care cards
I would like Obama Care cards to have my photo on them, so people can see who is paying their bills.
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