Please take a moment to honor those who have made the ultimate sacrifice

Please take a moment to honor those who have made the ultimate sacrifice in order for the rest of us to continue the lifestyle that we have become accustomed to and sometimes take for granted.

Internet thoughts

Surprise! Did you know that things you put on the Internet (this includes websites, blogs, forums, email and yes even our blessed facebook) can be made public for the entire world to see? Some people think they can keep their thoughts private. Scary isn't it?

A woman always has the last word in any argument

A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is just the beginning of a new argument.

Abortion is not a form of birth control

Abortion is not a form of birth control, it just means you're the parent of a dead baby.

Auto-pilot

The first born is the center of attention until the second one is born. Then it is auto-pilot for the rest of their life.

Birthday Card


My birthday cards contained no food, no beer and no sex; I’m surprised I even opened them!



the light is green

If you pull up under the traffic light so far that you can no longer see it, then how much time will that really save you when you can't see the light turn green?