Baby Seal

Ask any woman which is cuter, a Navy Seal or a Baby Seal ?

Life Insurance is like hugging your kids with money.

Traffic Lights

Why do they put more than 1 traffic light at every intersection, do they think we won't believe the first one?


Politics - from the words "poly," meaning "many," And "ticks," as in "small, blood-sucking parasites".


A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg!