Gifts from the heart

Instead of setting a price on gift giving this year, how about everyone sharing homemade crafts and baked goods. These things from the heart would be priceless.

Why can’t Doctors be more like Auto Mechanics

Why can’t Doctors be more like Auto Mechanics:
  • You don’t need to be accepted at a mechanic.
  • A mechanic will let you know up front what your cost are going to be.
  • A mechanic will take the time to explain your problem.
  • A mechanic will ask for help if he needs it.
  • A mechanic will show you your bad parts to prove he removed the correct ones.
  • Most importantly, a mechanic will eventually fix your problem.

Happy Turkey Day

I want to wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. Even when times are difficult, if you dig down deep there is always so much to be thankful for.
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Happy Turkey Day,
Timmy

Airport Security

If people really don't want pat-downs at airports, just give them their own airplanes that don't require inspections. Then shoot them down if they get off coarse.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Climb that Mountain

Take comfort in the fact that even though you may still be climbing up the mountain that you have passed all the steep cliffs along the side of the road.

Don’t worry about the things you can’t do, appreciate the things that you can do.

Don’t worry about the things you can’t do, appreciate the things that you can do.

Do you really need to point the remote at the car to help it find the way?

Do you really need to point the remote at the car to help it find the way?


Fed's Shirts

Odds are that the feds do not wear shirts that say FBI or CIA on them to the Walmart.

Spot

Do you think there is any spot on Earth that someone has not visited yet?

False Ads

If by law sandwiches had to be made the way they look in advertisements, we would run out of cows, chickens and pigs.

Don't you feel special when all the lights turn green just as you get to them!

Don't you feel special when all the lights turn green just as you get to them!

choose your paths

You  you travel, make your choices wisely so you don't get lost.

Clowns

Can't sleep or the clowns will eat me!


Friday 13th

It's Friday the 13th in Timmy's World.

Tree Hugger

If I had a job like this, I would quickly become a tree hugger.

Good Day

If you wake up in the morning thinking you will have a bad day just pretend to have a good day and eventually you will.

8-9-10

Happy 8/9/10 Day!

Creation of Timmy's World

The world was created in 7 days but, it is going to take Timmy a lifetime to create Timmy's World :)