Travel through life

As you travel through life, don't forget to occasionally look up or you may run smack dab into something hard.


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Superman never got paid for saving the world.

Duct Tape

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Light is faster than sound

Light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Marriage License small print

Guys, have you read the small print on your Marriage License lately?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be held against you. You have the right to beg forgiveness. Even if you beg, you will be held guilty until I say otherwise. Good Luck, Sucker!

Faith looks up

Worry looks around, Sorry looks back, Faith looks up!

Job done right

A job isn't done until it is done RIGHT!

Sweat the small stuff

Life is too short to sweat about the small stuff.


A Pancake is neither a pan nor a cake.