Square Peas

Someone could get rich -$$$- developing square Peas.

Alice Cooper

I can't get a girl, cuz I ain't got a car
I can't get a car, cuz I ain't got a job
I can't get a job, cuz I ain't got a car
So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car

I can't go to school, cuz I ain't got a gun
I ain't got a gun, cuz I ain't got a job
I ain't got a job, cuz I can't go to school
So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job
~Alice Cooper

What To Do With An Old Trash Can

It is near impossible to get the Trash Man to take the OLD trash can away after you buy a new one.

M&M Sexes

Did you know there are male and female M&Ms? The ones with nuts have a M on them for male and the plain ones have W’s on them for women.