Compass

I am driving a brand new Jeep "Compass" and it doesn't even know what direction I am headed.

Cheek

The good Lord tells us to turn the other cheek. What he neglects to inform us is that sometimes we must drop our britches to do so!

The Survey Says

The US Government recently spent $350,000 dollars on a survey which shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the total population.

Always right

What ever happened to "The Customer Is Always Right"? Now you are only right if it is convenient for them and it is to their benefit.