Scatter Brained

I'm not Scatter Brained, I'm a Multi-thinker.

Joan Rivers

Will the real Joan Rivers..... Please Stand Up!!!


Love is the strongest medicine; I just wish more people could see that it has always been within their grasp.

Spot remover

I poured Spot Remover on my dog. Now he's gone.


If we quit voting, will they all just go away?

Gas Prices

With the price of Gas climing so high, we are sure to see an increase in Walk-By Shootings.

Lesson in irony

Lesson in irony.

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is...... because the animals will grow dependent on handouts...... and will not learn to take care of themselves.

This ends today's lesson