Black Cat

Why is it that only black cats cross the road?

Mommys Tempature

Can mommy's check their own temperatures with their hands on their own foreheads?

Misguided Gender Identities

In this new world of misguided gender identities, how is a person to know if they are sexually harassing the correct people or not?

Tough Times

Tough times don't last but Tough People do.

Sitcom Laughter

It is really sad when you watch a new TV sitcom and all you notice is the "canned laughter". You then wonder if you missed a joke somewhere.

You should be shooting

If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick.

Cheat and Win

The two most important rules in a fight are: always cheat and always win!

Wall of Bullets

Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's gonna be empty.

When seconds count

When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

Big Gun

The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. ...I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead.

Beware the man who only has one gun

Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!

Wedding Vows

I, (Bride), take thee, (Groom), to be my wedded Husband; to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health; to love, cherish, and to OBEY, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance.

Did the OBEY part disappear modern day vows because they found it didn't work anyway?

Glass Animals

Does this sign mean I need to keep my "Glass Animals" off the beach? 

They won't be happy!

Farmers at Work

Why is it that farmers always start working the fields at night?

Talking On Phone

I don't know who is ruder. The cashier for interrupting the woman who was on her cell phone in the checkout line. Or the woman for being on her phone in the first place. 

Special order

Why do people need to special order everything they eat at a restaurant?

Michigan Drivers

After just traveling thousands of miles through several different states, I have to say not only does Michigan have the worst Roads we've encountered. But they also have the worst Drivers!

Stupid People

When you have too many people all gathered in one place, your percentage of STUPID PEOPLE also increases. 

We normally plan our trips when the herd of STUPID PEOPLE thins out. 

It gets quite exhausting dealing with that many STUPID PEOPLE in public all at one time.

Snack Time

So many snacks to choose from. Which one looks the best?

Opposing Opinions

Seems as if the more we are exposed to other people's opinions, the more we get upset that those opposing views even exist.


If SENSE is so common why doesn't everyone have it?