tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43540656810224752182024-03-16T11:23:01.306-04:00Timmys WorldTimmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comBlogger350125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-51467190419014218262024-03-16T10:10:00.001-04:002024-03-16T11:20:18.191-04:00Service Dog What questions can someone legally ask to determine if a dog is a service animal?(Question 1) Is the dog a service animal? (Answer) Yes, it is.(Question 2) What work or task has the dog been trained to perform?(Answer) If I get hungry enough, I can eat it. So I trained it to play dead.Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-76057199765035779962024-02-27T07:45:00.002-05:002024-03-16T11:19:59.079-04:00Mansplaining"Mansplaining" is when a man explains something to a woman. When she explains something to a man, it's just "Bitching".Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-9221351500889780172024-01-16T13:11:00.001-05:002024-01-16T13:11:22.073-05:00Bad Ass Tricycles
Some people never outgrow their childhood.
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-39483759588630572532024-01-12T09:58:00.001-05:002024-01-12T09:58:06.014-05:00WordsWhen did WORDS become our biggest threat?Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-7139960462713394222024-01-12T09:36:00.002-05:002024-01-12T09:39:30.416-05:00Alzheimer'sHow does alzheimer's disease kill you? Do you just forget to live?
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-21781147915745998592024-01-11T16:19:00.005-05:002024-01-11T16:33:32.053-05:00Killing BabiesLiberals want GUN CONTROL so people can't defend themselves. It's the same reason they enjoy killing babies.Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932129265695942811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-69246887785582838172023-07-04T16:30:00.003-04:002024-01-11T16:58:58.557-05:00Cracker Jill?With the change, does it still have nuts?
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-26728421544829357522023-05-17T08:43:00.012-04:002023-05-17T08:49:59.380-04:00AGT Isn't it funny that there are NO Americans on the TV show "America's Got Talent"?Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-9261084717333545732023-04-19T09:44:00.000-04:002024-01-12T09:45:00.037-05:00Bud Light Boycott Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-49540851815966034032022-07-06T09:12:00.001-04:002024-01-11T16:32:30.277-05:00Be HappyYou Can't-Wait Until Life Isn’t Hard Anymore Before You Decide to be Happy
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-84826075950724520602022-04-23T17:39:00.005-04:002022-04-23T17:50:08.220-04:00Cowboy Boots
I swear there are more cowboy boots in Tennessee then there are in the states that have real cowboys. And they are almost all women.Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-29967064714379802622022-04-23T12:36:00.003-04:002022-04-23T17:51:20.253-04:00Vegan Menu Selections
Some of the tastiest selections on the menu are "Vegan".Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-86733883436921287242021-09-01T07:58:00.007-04:002021-09-01T08:01:54.488-04:00Self Serve Dogwash I really want to stick around and watch how a dog washes itself..Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-55436696710083734982020-03-23T10:41:00.004-04:002020-03-23T10:42:15.415-04:00Sent To Our RoomI kinda feel like we all just got sent to our rooms to think about what we've done!
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-24984072008304805892019-09-09T09:10:00.005-04:002019-09-09T09:10:47.585-04:00Cage Free Eggs
Why in the world would anyone need to put eggs in a cage?
Not like they are going to roll away.
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-82460795805099287442019-07-04T11:06:00.001-04:002022-04-23T17:34:30.039-04:00Happy 7/4Why does everyone say happy Fourth of July? No one says happy 1st of January or Merry December 25th. With that being said, I would like to wish everyone a Happy 5th of July.
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-43139720874700593672019-01-27T16:21:00.002-05:002019-01-27T16:21:40.109-05:00Plow Truck KittySo this morning I chased the neighbor's kitty cat, grabbed it and stuffed it in my mailbox. Now when the county plow truck comes and destroys my mailbox again, maybe at least I can call the cops and get the guy for Animal Cruelty!
Smart move I know. Sometimes I even impress myself.
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-26120114438986679322018-10-26T11:10:00.002-04:002024-01-11T16:43:04.922-05:00Black CatWhy is it that only black cats cross the road?
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-79786340186377105282018-10-07T11:17:00.000-04:002018-10-07T11:17:09.676-04:00Mommys TempatureCan mommy's check their own temperatures with their hands on their own foreheads?
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-29171120425231636122018-10-05T18:56:00.000-04:002018-10-05T18:56:03.655-04:00Misguided Gender Identities
In this new world of misguided gender identities, how is a person to know if they are sexually harassing the correct people or not?
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-75642810471665761342018-10-01T12:25:00.000-04:002018-10-01T12:25:02.891-04:00Tough Times
Tough times don't last but Tough People do.
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-43245344968052980272018-09-30T20:35:00.001-04:002018-10-05T11:33:46.443-04:00Sitcom Laughter
It is really sad when you watch a new TV sitcom and all you notice is the "canned laughter". You then wonder if you missed a joke somewhere.
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-86448133847581494702018-09-20T13:01:00.000-04:002018-09-20T13:01:00.588-04:00You should be shootingIf you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick.Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-79495774011777680802018-09-07T13:07:00.000-04:002018-10-05T11:37:22.016-04:00Cheat and Win
The two most important rules in a fight are: always cheat and always win!
Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-43933214255298191552018-08-24T13:05:00.000-04:002018-08-24T13:05:00.539-04:00Wall of BulletsMake your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's gonna be empty.
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