Stand for the Flag

Racist Stop Light

I look around me as I sit at this stop light and notice that I am the only "White Person" that needed to stop. Does that mean this Stop Light is RACIST?

Quickie Lube

I don't go to the Quickie Lube because I like the coffee in the waiting room.

Baseballs Hurt

Let's all go to a game where the object is to hit a 100 MPH hardball into the bleachers and then complain because there is a possibility that we could be injured.