Keep the baby alive

If you have a baby, you don't need to entertain it. Just keep the thing alive and enjoy yourself. It won't remember anyway.

Snow Speed Bump

Don't you just love it when you spend hours clearing the snow from your driveway, only to have the Plow Truck come by and leave that big huge SPEED BUMP at the end of it.

Grandpa's Job

Grandpa's job is to help Kids get into mischief that they haven't even thought of yet.

Alphabet Song

Why does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try to sing those previous songs?