$300 Wallet

Don't buy that $300 wallet to have nothing in it. Buy the $10 one and have $290 to put in it. Don't go broke trying to look rich.

Blue Lives Matter

I don't care who you are or what color you are. If you commit a crime, you are a criminal and should be dealt with accordingly!



Stupid Facebook

Facebook is primarily an outlet for people to try and out stupid each other!

Shirt off my back

I gave you the shirt off my back. Now you want my pants!

Bounce

Do you think it will? I highly doubt it.

Defective Ticket

Can someone please tell me where I can return a defective ticket?

Voice Valve

I have been informed by experts in the field that I may have a problem with my Speech Regulation Valve.


Home Movies

Home Movies to people that are not in them are just documentaries.


VIP card

So just how big of a LOSER do you need to be to get one of those VIP casino players cards?

Net Nanny

When did Victoria Secret change its website name to Net Nanny?


Birthday, wish


It's very sad that in this day of unlimited technology, you can't even have a birthday unless the "all powerful" facebook allows it and reminds everyone that today is your special day.