Home Movies

Home Movies to people that are not in them are just documentaries.


VIP card

So just how big of a LOSER do you need to be to get one of those VIP casino players cards?

Net Nanny

When did Victoria Secret change its website name to Net Nanny?


Birthday, wish


It's very sad that in this day of unlimited technology, you can't even have a birthday unless the "all powerful" facebook allows it and reminds everyone that today is your special day.



Penny Bet?

How can a casino call it a penny slot machine when it costs a minimum of 30 cents to play?

Big Government

A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything you have.

Steal our ambitions and dreams

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives or steal their ambitions or dreams.

R&R

Why is it that people that always stop for a yield sign on any street in the city don't even slow down when they come across one at a railroad crossing.


We the people

I think it goes: "We The People, NOT, We The Government."



Late to Doctor

Why is it that a Doctor can make you wait for literally hours in the waiting room, but if you are just 1 minute late for your appointment, your are scolded, sent home and then billed for the visit anyway.