Remember

Wouldn't it be nice if we could select which things we would actually be able to remember.

Chores

A woman can go to work, get groceries on the way back, then get home and clean house without uttering a word. A man on the other hand must ANNOUNCE to the world that he just put his dirty socks into the clothes hamper without being told to.

No one can walk out on his own story.

No one can walk out on his own story.

If a Pig looses it's voice, is it Disgruntled?

If a Pig looses it's voice, is it Disgruntled?

Don't blame me, just because I did it!

Don't blame me, just because I did it!

Happy National Ice Cream Day!

Have you had a lickin' today?

Not So Smart Car

If a SMART car and a real car were to collide, which one do you think would be the SMART choice to be in?

Campers that grow

Campers that used to be able to be pulled by Cars, now require a Truck. What will we use in the future...Tractors?

Square Peas

Someone could get rich -$$$- developing square Peas.

Alice Cooper

I can't get a girl, cuz I ain't got a car
I can't get a car, cuz I ain't got a job
I can't get a job, cuz I ain't got a car
So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car

I can't go to school, cuz I ain't got a gun
I ain't got a gun, cuz I ain't got a job
I ain't got a job, cuz I can't go to school
So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job
~Alice Cooper

What To Do With An Old Trash Can

It is near impossible to get the Trash Man to take the OLD trash can away after you buy a new one.

M&M Sexes

Did you know there are male and female M&Ms? The ones with nuts have a M on them for male and the plain ones have W’s on them for women.

You can plan a strategy for your life, but you can't change what has happened along the way.

You can plan a strategy for your life, but you can't change what has happened along the way.

BirthDAY

You only get 1 BirthDay, you do however get a lifetime of Annual Age Celebration Events.

Things that delight you as a kid tend to loose their thunder as an adult.

Things that delight you as a kid tend to loose their thunder as an adult.

Valentine Cards

Ever notice how the greeting card people have got you giving out Mother’s and Father’s Day cards to everyone, not just your own parents. Don’t even get me started on the kids at school who are required to hand out Valentine cards to everyone regardless of their sex.