Alice Cooper

I can't get a girl, cuz I ain't got a car
I can't get a car, cuz I ain't got a job
I can't get a job, cuz I ain't got a car
So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car

I can't go to school, cuz I ain't got a gun
I ain't got a gun, cuz I ain't got a job
I ain't got a job, cuz I can't go to school
So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job
~Alice Cooper