The moral of the story is…Don’t bring a whistle to a gun fight.
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Deprioritized at McDonalds
A word of advice: If you think ordering from the McDonald's App will get you faster service, you are in for a big surprise. You will be LAST in line to get served.
The order in which they serve their customers is as follows.
- First in line will be the people in the Drive-thru.
- Next will be counter service customers.
- Last will be those of us who used the App, and only after several customers from the other groups have been taken care of first
ICE Detection System
I feel safe knowing that I will not be deported. My car has a built-in ICE detection system.
Biden Flytrap
Biden was like a Venus flytrap, attracting illegal aliens into our country. Look at the end result.
News
The news media should focus on current events instead of their idiotic guesses of what they think may or may not happen sometime in the future. Just stick to the news, keep your opinions to yourself!
Convenience Fees
Restaurants are kind enough to give you a convenient tip calculation at the bottom of your receipt. But beware, it may include the tax, service charges, convenience fee, transaction fee, and surcharges in the total for tips.
Tariffs
Tariffs just make you pay extra for things that you shouldn't be buying anyway.
Buy American!
Sanctuary City
Gathering illegal aliens from sanctuary cities is harder than transporting a wheelbarrow full of frogs.
Stop the Parade
Why does the Thanksgiving Day parade now have mini Broadway Shows?
I feel sorry for the marching bands who need to sit in the road and wait until these things are over before they can show the audience what we really want to see.
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