I really want to stick around and watch how a dog washes itself.
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Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Sent To Our Room
I kinda feel like we all just got sent to our rooms to think about what we've done!
Cage Free Eggs
Why in the world would anyone need to put eggs in a cage?
Not like they are going to roll away.
Happy 7/4
Why does everyone say happy Fourth of July? No one says happy 1st of January or Merry December 25th. With that being said, I would like to wish everyone a Happy 5th of July.
Plow Truck Kitty
So this morning I chased the neighbor's kitty cat, grabbed it and stuffed it in my mailbox. Now when the county plow truck comes and destroys my mailbox again, maybe at least I can call the cops and get the guy for Animal Cruelty!
Smart move I know. Sometimes I even impress myself.
Smart move I know. Sometimes I even impress myself.
Misguided Gender Identities
In this new world of misguided gender identities, how is a person to know if they are sexually harassing the correct people or not?
Sitcom Laughter
It is really sad when you watch a new TV sitcom and all you notice is the "canned laughter". You then wonder if you missed a joke somewhere.
You should be shooting
If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick.
Wall of Bullets
Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's gonna be empty.
Big Gun
The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. ...I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead.
Beware the man who only has one gun
Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
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