Wedding Vows

I, (Bride), take thee, (Groom), to be my wedded Husband; to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health; to love, cherish, and to OBEY, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance.

Did the OBEY part disappear modern day vows because they found it didn't work anyway?


Glass Animals

Does this sign mean I need to keep my "Glass Animals" off the beach? 

They won't be happy!


Farmers at Work

Why is it that farmers always start working the fields at night?


Talking On Phone

I don't know who is ruder. The cashier for interrupting the woman who was on her cell phone in the checkout line. Or the woman for being on her phone in the first place. 

Special order

Why do people need to special order everything they eat at a restaurant?


Michigan Drivers

After just traveling thousands of miles through several different states, I have to say not only does Michigan have the worst Roads we've encountered. But they also have the worst Drivers!



Stupid People

When you have too many people all gathered in one place, your percentage of STUPID PEOPLE also increases. 

We normally plan our trips when the herd of STUPID PEOPLE thins out. 

It gets quite exhausting dealing with that many STUPID PEOPLE in public all at one time.



Snack Time


So many snacks to choose from. Which one looks the best?



Opposing Opinions

Seems as if the more we are exposed to other people's opinions, the more we get upset that those opposing views even exist.

Sense

If SENSE is so common why doesn't everyone have it?




Life Sucks

LIFE SUCKS!

But it sure beats the alternative.