Everything is cracked

Sometimes when everything's cracked, that's how the light gets in and shows you the way out.

Ready to Celebrate?

I hope everyone is ready to celebrate one of the most important days of the year. No, It's not Mother's Day or even the Birthday of someone near and dear to me, Today is the day you have been waiting for all year.

National Dance Like a Chicken Day

Walking the Dog

What part of taking the dog for a WALK does this guy not understand?

Beach Selfie

Beach Selfie

Intelligence

I can tell you again, but I can't force you to understand it.

Peep Show

Welcome to the Peep Show!

Working Wife

Every retired man needs three things....a good truck, a good dog, and a working wife.

Cool Bands

I may be old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Pre-Existing Condition

I am a PRE-EXISTING CONDITION

TONI

If you tell the hostess that your name is Toni with an "I". would you not except a table called for Tony with a "Y"?

Parachute

I'm developing a new type of parachute that doesn't require a rip cord. It opens on impact...

Keep the baby alive

If you have a baby, you don't need to entertain it. Just keep the thing alive and enjoy yourself. It won't remember anyway.

Snow Speed Bump

Don't you just love it when you spend hours clearing the snow from your driveway, only to have the Plow Truck come by and leave that big huge SPEED BUMP at the end of it.

Grandpa's Job

Grandpa's job is to help Kids get into mischief that they haven't even thought of yet.

Alphabet Song

Why does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try to sing those previous songs?

"I'm out here to enjoy nature -- don't talk to me about the environment!" ~Denny Crane