Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Compass
I am driving a brand new Jeep "Compass" and it doesn't even know what direction I am headed.
Cheek
The good Lord tells us to turn the other cheek. What he neglects to inform us is that sometimes we must drop our britches to do so!
The Survey Says
The US Government recently spent $350,000 dollars on a survey which shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the total population.
Always right
What ever happened to "The Customer Is Always Right"? Now you are only right if it is convenient for them and it is to their benefit.
Gay Scouts
A Cub Scout just asked me
"If Gay Scouts are allowed to camp together, can I bunk with a Girl Scout?"
$5
Just for fun put a $5 bill in the take-a-penny jar and see if the very next person in line grabs in back out.
Full of thought
My brain is so full today that I am afraid it will spill over and I will forget my name.
Have a nice day
The expression "Have a nice day" can actually hold significance to those in need of a NICE DAY
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