I can’t grow hair on top of my head any more, but it will grow 6 inches overnight from a place on my face that never grew hair before!
Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Merry Christmas!
Not to
offend anyone, but I would like to take a moment to wish everyone a very Merry
Christmas. Yes, it is a “Happy Holiday” and a good time to wish someone a “Joyful
Season’s Greeting”. Socially, we may be forced at times to be more politically
correct in the way we present our intensions towards this wonderful time of year.
We are even taught to hold back our true expressions and beliefs. Personally I
think it is all just a load of crap. It’s about time we all stood for what we
believed in and if that includes giving Christmas back to Christ then so be it.
After all it is his birthday.
So once again,
Merry Christmas!
Doing Good
Doing something good for others will return a greater reward than if you had done it for yourself.
Venison
Venison is a VERY expensive meat.... after you add up the cost of the License, Gun, Ammo, Bait Pile, Flashlight, Stool, Blind, Coat, Boots, Gloves, GPS, Trail Cam, ATV, Pickup Truck, Gas and all the Beer.
Turn Signals
If your car's Turn Signals were meant to go on when you started turning, they would be automatic. Even the car knows what you are doing after you do it. Try using them before you turn.
Chores
A woman can go to work, get groceries on the way back, then get home and clean house without uttering a word. A man on the other hand must ANNOUNCE to the world that he just put his dirty socks into the clothes hamper without being told to.
Not So Smart Car
If a SMART car and a real car were to collide, which one do you think would be the SMART choice to be in?
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