Smart move I know. Sometimes I even impress myself.
Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Plow Truck Kitty
So this morning I chased the neighbor's kitty cat, grabbed it and stuffed it in my mailbox. Now when the county plow truck comes and destroys my mailbox again, maybe at least I can call the cops and get the guy for Animal Cruelty!
Smart move I know. Sometimes I even impress myself.
Smart move I know. Sometimes I even impress myself.
Misguided Gender Identities
In this new world of misguided gender identities, how is a person to know if they are sexually harassing the correct people or not?
Sitcom Laughter
It is really sad when you watch a new TV sitcom and all you notice is the "canned laughter". You then wonder if you missed a joke somewhere.
You should be shooting
If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick.
Wall of Bullets
Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's gonna be empty.
Big Gun
The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. ...I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead.
Beware the man who only has one gun
Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
Wedding Vows
I, (Bride), take thee, (Groom), to be my wedded Husband; to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health; to love, cherish, and to OBEY, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance.
Did the OBEY part disappear modern day vows because they found it didn't work anyway?
Did the OBEY part disappear modern day vows because they found it didn't work anyway?
Glass Animals
Does this sign mean I need to keep my "Glass Animals" off the beach?
They won't be happy!
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