Day Trips

Stupid People

When you have too many people all gathered in one place, your percentage of STUPID PEOPLE also increases. 

We normally plan our trips when the herd of STUPID PEOPLE thins out. 

It gets quite exhausting dealing with that many STUPID PEOPLE in public all at one time.

Snack Time

So many snacks to choose from. Which one looks the best?

Amish getting Gas

Horses get gas too.

Opposing Opinions

Seems as if the more we are exposed to other people's opinions, the more we get upset that those opposing views even exist.

Sense

If SENSE is so common why doesn't everyone have it?

Life Sucks

LIFE SUCKS!

But it sure beats the alternative.

Stand for the Flag

Racist Stop Light

I look around me as I sit at this stop light and notice that I am the only "White Person" that needed to stop. Does that mean this Stop Light is RACIST?

Quickie Lube

I don't go to the Quickie Lube because I like the coffee in the waiting room.

Baseballs Hurt

Let's all go to a game where the object is to hit a 100 MPH hardball into the bleachers and then complain because there is a possibility that we could be injured.

Snake Clowns

TMI

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My inner chlid

My inner child is now over 55 years old.

Everything is cracked

Sometimes when everything's cracked, that's how the light gets in and shows you the way out.

Ready to Celebrate?

I hope everyone is ready to celebrate one of the most important days of the year. No, It's not Mother's Day or even the Birthday of someone near and dear to me, Today is the day you have been waiting for all year.

National Dance Like a Chicken Day