Welcome to the Peep Show!
Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
TONI
If you tell the hostess that your name is Toni with an "I". would you not except a table called for Tony with a "Y"?
Parachute
I'm developing a new type of parachute that doesn't require a rip cord. It opens on impact...
Keep the baby alive
If you have a baby, you don't need to entertain it. Just keep the thing alive and enjoy yourself. It won't remember anyway.
Snow Speed Bump
Don't you just love it when you spend hours clearing the snow from your driveway, only to have the Plow Truck come by and leave that big huge SPEED BUMP at the end of it.
Grandpa's Job
Grandpa's job is to help Kids get into mischief that they haven't even thought of yet.
Alphabet Song
Why did you just try to sing those previous songs?
Election Day
Election day is finally upon us. Thankfully, it will soon be over and we can get back to our long, slow decline as a nation.
$300 Wallet
Don't buy that $300 wallet to have nothing in it. Buy the $10 one and have $290 to put in it. Don't go broke trying to look rich.
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