Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Sleeping with Women
Don't say you slept with a woman if what you really meant was that you slept afterwards.
Stupid
If a man does something stupid once, its because he's a man. If he does something stupid twice, its because of a woman.
Shopping bags
Why not just make plastic shopping bags stronger instead of making the cashier double bag everything.
Speaker Phone
Do you really need to use the speaker on your cell phone in the middle of a busy restaurant? We don't all need to hear about Aunt Mildred's fungal infection.
There are limits to everything
There are limits to everything, after all remember that Joan River's husband killed himself.
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