Retirement is Great

Retirement is great but it really screws up your Saturdays.

Big Bang

Ever had a semi-truck tire explode in directly in front of you while driving down the expressway? That will leave a mark on your drivers seat!

See me through

We are not on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through.

Smashing Mailboxes

If smashing a mailbox is a crime, someone needs to arrest the guy in the county snow plow that ran mine over!



Everyone is Strange

If everyone in the world is strange and I am the only normal one, than by definition "am I really normal"?


Casino Cowboy

It just doesn't seem right to wear a cowboy hat into a casino.

Ice Cream Truck

My parents told me that the Ice Cream Truck only plays music  when the ice cream is all gone!


Life Insurance

Think they offer Snoopy life insurance knowing he sleeps on the peak of a roof?

Handy Tip:



Hard core facebook users should remove the "Phone App" from their phones ASAP so it won't interrupt their facebook time.


Alone

You think you could be standing on a pristine piece of earth that no one  possibly could have been on before and you feel privileged, until you notice a cigarette butt peeking out from under your foot.