Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Internet thoughts
Surprise! Did you know that things you put on the Internet (this includes websites, blogs, forums, email and yes even our blessed facebook) can be made public for the entire world to see? Some people think they can keep their thoughts private. Scary isn't it?
A woman always has the last word in any argument
A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is just the beginning of a new argument.
after that is just the beginning of a new argument.
Abortion is not a form of birth control
Abortion is not a form of birth control, it just means you're the parent of a dead baby.
Auto-pilot
The first born is the center of attention until the second one is born. Then it is auto-pilot for the rest of their life.
Birthday Card
My birthday cards contained no food, no beer and no sex; I’m surprised I even opened them!
the light is green
If you pull up under the traffic light so far that you can no longer see it, then how much time will that really save you when you can't see the light turn green?
always correct
If you don't like being corrected all the time, try living with someone who is always wrong.
The only thing you can take into your future is your past.
The only thing you can take into your future is your past.
human race membership
Some people are just barely able to claim membership in the human race, common sense ought to be a prerequisite.
If you think health care is bad now, wait until it's free.
If you think health care is bad now, wait until it's free.
eat too much
Ever have so much on your plate that you can't see over the top of it to find the table?
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