noisy restaurant

It's not a good sign when its noisy in restaurant.

eat too much

Ever have so much on your plate that you can't see over the top of it to find the table?

psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

penny for my thoughts

If you gave me a penny for my thoughts, you would get short changed.

kiss

Kiss is not just just another 4 letter word, so kiss me!

Happy Valentines Day         

Life is but a large group of single days

Life is but a large group of single days. Call today the beginning of your new mini-life. Now go out and make it special.

conspiracy to kill off the old people

Is there a conspiracy to kill off the old people by making the warning labels on drugs to small to read?

Life continues until you die

Life continues until you die and then it gets better.

Tattoo Clothes

Check out my great new idea that is sure to sweep the nation! ---- Tattoo Clothes : so you are always ready to go.


Holy Water

How do you make Holy Water? You boil the HELL out of it.

Grow Hair

I can’t grow hair on top of my head any more, but it will grow 6 inches overnight from a place on my face that never grew hair before!


Merry Christmas!


Not to offend anyone, but I would like to take a moment to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. Yes, it is a “Happy Holiday” and a good time to wish someone a “Joyful Season’s Greeting”. Socially, we may be forced at times to be more politically correct in the way we present our intensions towards this wonderful time of year. We are even taught to hold back our true expressions and beliefs. Personally I think it is all just a load of crap. It’s about time we all stood for what we believed in and if that includes giving Christmas back to Christ then so be it. After all it is his birthday.
So once again,
Merry Christmas!

Doing Good

Doing something good for others will return a greater reward than if you had done it for yourself.

Venison

Venison is a VERY expensive meat.... after you add up the cost of the License, Gun, Ammo, Bait Pile, Flashlight, Stool, Blind, Coat, Boots, Gloves, GPS, Trail Cam, ATV, Pickup Truck, Gas and all the Beer.

Drive too fast

I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol.