Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Stop the Parade
Why does the Thanksgiving Day parade now have mini Broadway Shows?
I feel sorry for the marching bands who need to sit in the road and wait until these things are over before they can show the audience what we really want to see.
Past Actions
Why do some people get punished for their ancestors' behavior that occurred long before any of us even existed?
Biden vs Trump Debate
Since Biden surely wouldn't be able to debate anyone without someone whispering into his earpiece, it would be hilarious if the signal got hacked and instead someone fed him the book "Green Eggs and Ham".
He would never know the difference!
Solar Eclipse Glasses
Service Dog
What questions can someone legally ask to determine if a dog is a service animal?
(Question 1) Is the dog a service animal?
(Answer) Yes, it is.
(Question 2) What work or task has the dog been trained to perform?
(Answer) If I get hungry enough, I can eat it. So I trained it to play dead.
Mansplaining
"Mansplaining" is when a man explains something to a woman.
When she explains something to a man, it's just "Bitching".
note: if you are having difficulty understanding this, then seek out the nearest man.
Killing Babies
Liberals want GUN CONTROL so people can't defend themselves. It's the same reason they enjoy killing babies.
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