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Is this a  Brazilian?

ADA impersonation

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The law!

Texting Abbreviations IDK

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  I didn't take a coarse in short hand so I have no idea what all the kids are texting about these days.  ttm rn bc ily, nvm jk y tmi. c...

Get your GAS out of here

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  Why do Gassers think they have the right to use my diesel pump? I don't use the gas pumps. Some days I feel like driving right over th...

Preferred Communication Method

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Phone, Text, Email, Facebook, Instagram, and even TicTok. But my personal preferred method of communication is.......Venmo.

Dog Stroller

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People say they put dogs in stollers cause they can't walk, but I've yet to see a fish in one.

Mobile Trashcan

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I tried putting my trash into this cute little trashcan, but I guess he wasn't hungry at the time.

Distrested Jeans

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  I love my new jeans. Meet my designer.

Sunny Days

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Who ever overcorrected Global Warming, please put it back the way it was.

Attract Humans

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Social Media Problem

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How far back do we go to blame our problem with Social Media?

Dog Mom

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If a dog's mom is female (which of course she is), then technically she is a bitch—that's the correct term.  

Chess Game

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Chess teaches us about reality. Whereas only the female can do whatever she wants .

Key West Skiers

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People skiing at Key West Florida. Without snow your skis wear down to nothing in a hurry.

Whistle vs Gun

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The moral of the story is…Don’t bring a whistle to a gun fight.

Deprioritized at McDonalds

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A word of advice: If you think ordering from the McDonald's App will get you faster service, you are in for a big surprise. You will be ...