Timmys World

Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.

Dog Stroller

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People say they put dogs in stollers cause they can't walk, but I've yet to see a fish in one.

Mobile Trashcan

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I tried putting my trash into this cute little trashcan, but I guess he wasn't hungry at the time.

Distrested Jeans

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  I love my new jeans. Meet my designer.

Sunny Days

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Who ever overcorrected Global Warming, please put it back the way it was.

Attract Humans

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Social Media Problem

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How far back do we go to blame our problem with Social Media?

Dog Mom

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If a dog's mom is female (which of course she is), then technically she is a bitch—that's the correct term.  

Chess Game

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Chess teaches us about reality. Whereas only the female can do whatever she wants .

Key West Skiers

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People skiing at Key West Florida. Without snow your skis wear down to nothing in a hurry.

Whistle vs Gun

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The moral of the story is…Don’t bring a whistle to a gun fight.

Deprioritized at McDonalds

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A word of advice: If you think ordering from the McDonald's App will get you faster service, you are in for a big surprise. You will be ...

ICE Detection System

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 I feel safe knowing that I will not be deported.  My car has a built-in ICE detection system.

Smart Feeder

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Warning: If you're pet ends up dead, it wasn't smart enough .

Biden Flytrap

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 Biden was like a Venus flytrap, attracting illegal aliens into our country. Look at the end result.

It's Color Blindness Awareness Day!

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News

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The news media should focus on current events instead of their idiotic guesses of what they think may or may not happen sometime...
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