Deprioritized at McDonalds

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A word of advice: If you think ordering from the McDonald's App will get you faster service, you are in for a big surprise. You will be ...

ICE Detection System

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 I feel safe knowing that I will not be deported.  My car has a built-in ICE detection system.

Smart Feeder

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Warning: If you're pet ends up dead, it wasn't smart enough .

Biden Flytrap

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 Biden was like a Venus flytrap, attracting illegal aliens into our country. Look at the end result.

It's Color Blindness Awareness Day!

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News

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The news media should focus on current events instead of their idiotic guesses of what they think may or may not happen sometime...

Convenience Fees

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Restaurants are kind enough to give you a convenient tip calculation at the bottom of your receipt. But beware, it may include the tax, ...

Tariffs

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Tariffs just make you pay extra for things that you shouldn't be buying anyway.  Buy American!

Best Dog Food

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How can they claim they have the best Dog food? Who do that get to try it?

Send your woman into orbit

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Women will get on this thing, and it will send them into orbit!

Sanctuary City

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Gathering illegal aliens from sanctuary cities is harder than transporting a wheelbarrow full of frogs.

Michigan over Ohio

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   No matter what, Michigan will always be over Ohio.

Stop the Parade

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Why does the Thanksgiving Day parade now have mini Broadway Shows?  I feel sorry for the marching bands who need to sit in the road and wait...

No dogs on field

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We need to teach dogs to read since some people clearly have difficulty.

Springfield Cat Food

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Past Actions

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Why do some people get punished for their ancestors' behavior that occurred long before any of us even existed?