Gifts from the heart
Instead of setting a price on gift giving this year, how about everyone sharing homemade crafts and baked goods. These things from the heart would be priceless.
Anonymous
Why can’t Doctors be more like Auto Mechanics
Why can’t Doctors be more like Auto Mechanics:
- You don’t need to be accepted at a mechanic.
- A mechanic will let you know up front what your cost are going to be.
- A mechanic will take the time to explain your problem.
- A mechanic will ask for help if he needs it.
- A mechanic will show you your bad parts to prove he removed the correct ones.
- Most importantly, a mechanic will eventually fix your problem.
Anonymous
Happy Turkey Day
I want to wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. Even when times are difficult, if you dig down deep there is always so much to be thankful for.
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Happy Turkey Day,
Timmy
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Happy Turkey Day,
Timmy
Anonymous
Airport Security
If people really don't want pat-downs at airports, just give them their own airplanes that don't require inspections. Then shoot them down if they get off coarse.
Anonymous
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Anonymous
Nothing is out of reach, it just takes willpower!
Nothing is out of reach, it just takes willpower!
Anonymous
Climb that Mountain
Take comfort in the fact that even though you may still be climbing up the mountain that you have passed all the steep cliffs along the side of the road.
Anonymous
Don’t worry about the things you can’t do, appreciate the things that you can do.
Don’t worry about the things you can’t do, appreciate the things that you can do.
Anonymous
Fed's Shirts
Odds are that the feds do not wear shirts that say FBI or CIA on them to the Walmart.
Anonymous
Have you ever kept a secret everyone already knows?
Have you ever kept a secret everyone already knows?
Anonymous
If life is like a bowl of cherries, why is mine always full of pits?
If life is like a bowl of cherries, why is mine always full of pits?
Anonymous
Creation of Timmy's World
The world was created in 7 days but, it is going to take Timmy a lifetime to create Timmy's World :)
Anonymous